September 20, 2011
The following could be a scene on Saturday Night Live:
J.Z., Otis, andmeet in the garage/”man-cave” of Hooch Henderson, the only one of the four who maintained a 2.0 throughout his five years of . Tired of hearing the wives nagging to pay more attention to them, Hooch and his buds agree to read How to Look Interested, a best-seller by nationally-acclaimed and author, Brandon Aaron and then meet to discuss it.
Hooch: “So, J.Z., didja read it?”
Hooch: ” And?”
J.T: “It sucks.”
Hooch: ” Otis?”
Otis: “I’m with J.Z. .”
Hooch: <rolls eyes, shakes head, faces right> “Bubba?” ” Hey… Bubba?”
Otis: “Hey, dude. Get with the program. Didja read the book?”
Bubba: “Huh? What book? ”
Hooch: ” This ain’t workin’. What say we go get a beer.”
J.Z.: “Hell, yeah.”
Otis: “Sounds like a plan.”
Bubba: “That’s what I say.”
So much for the book club.
Men…bless their hearts.
(Note to the reader: No men were endangered during this post.)