In the original National Lampoon’s Vacation, Clark Griswold is determined to take his wife and two children to “Wally World”, a theme park about the size of Six Flags. Soon after they start out, they get lost, visit down-on-their-luck cousins, wreck their vehicle, go broke, and wind up with crotchety, walker-bound Aunt Edna (Imogene Coca) for the rest of their trip until she dies in her sleep. Rather than returning her to Cousins Eddie and Catherine, they strap Edna’s corpse on top of their car and, after a highly unconventional prayer, leave her on her children’s doorstep, in pouring rain.
In spite of his wife (Beverly D’Angelo) urging him to give up the idea and drive them home, Griswold ( Chevy Chase) shouts, “Oh, no.This has become a quest!”
Quest. I know that word well. I’ve been known to launch into a few, myself. Earning two degrees, launching out for Port Aransas all by myself and even searching for a husband.
Let’s face it. I can be relentless when I need to be.
So, in April, while we were browsing the booths at McKinney Trade Days, someone sat me down and gave me an Instantly Ageless demo. After tapping it here and there — under my eyes, on my wrinkled cheeks, she handed me a mirror. Even my husband was astounded at the two-minute results. My wrinkles were gone. My weary eyes, rested. I had to have some for my own. With my fifty-year high-school class reunion only a month away, I wanted to look good. No — breathtaking.
Toward the end of May, I took the next step toward the Fountain of Youth. I found someone local to give me some Instantly Ageless samples for my husband and myself; I also decided to become a distributor.
Now, in my past experiences in promoting skin-care from another company, I have learned, the hard way, that people can be really skeptical. It seems to be the nature of the beast.
Feeling pumped at my first “Wine and Wrinkles” J-Party, I sold a fistful of Instantly Ageless sachets to someone on a budget. The experience empowered me. After all, when people see their wrinkles diminish and the bags under their eyes disappear within two minutes, something almost super-human happens — that little drop of product starts to sell itself.
After hearing about this cutting-edge cream that packs the same one-two tap on wrinkles as its rival, Botox but without needles or risks, I started brainstorming types of people who might use it. My first thought — people in the “beauty biz”.
I remembered the person who gave me facials.
“Oh, I know! I’ll try it with *Lisa (*not her real name). She can use it on her clients.”
Well, it sounded like a good idea, at the time. So, on Tuesday, I called the massage center where I once had a membership and made an appointment. When I arrived, the girl at the desk escorted me to the “Tranquility Room” to wait for her.
Lisa was in her early twenties, if I had to guess. Her face was already flawless and wrinkle-free. But, hey, I had to get my feet wet. She sat patiently while I fumbled with my phone, wrangled with a slow-loading demo video and forgot to take a “Before” picture of her before I started. At last, the easy part — squeezing out a droplet of Instantly Ageless to tap-tap-tap below her already bagless eyes and smooth complexion.
As I inexpertly performed my first demo of the product, I remembered the famous words: “Don’t try this at home.”
Finished, at last, I snapped an “After” picture on my iPhone and showed it to her. She loved it. At least, she acted as if she did to make me feel better.
Okay! Moving right along, here, I thought, before I homed in for the “close”.
“So how much Instantly Ageless would you like, today?”
Her eyes clouded. She bit her pretty lower lip. She cleared her throat.
“Actually. We’re not supposed to use any other products but the ones the company gives us.”
Now, I have to tell you that, before I walked into her room to do my schtick, I had heard grisly tales — about “ex-pats” who defected from rival companies after they saw the amazing results of Instantly Ageless on themselves. I was prepared to show Lisa a picture of that “scoundrel”. At least, I thought I was. Alas — as I dug through my bag, I discovered I didn’t have it, after all.
My big-time “bad”. Still, I remembered other famous words: “Never let ’em see you sweat.”
“Is that so? Okay, then. But, you know, I’ve been known to work a deal with people who want to try it for themselves.”
Again, she smiled ruefully. “Sorry, can’t. But thanks for coming.”
Well, I know enough about sales to know the odds. It’s like inviting people to a party. You have to ask twelve to wind up with six who actually show up.
I remembered what someone in a rival company once told me about customer behavior: “Remember, they’re not rejecting you. They’re just rejecting the idea.”
Hey, no problem, I thought, as I returned to my car. There always has to be a first time. Besides, I have another appointment with someone at a nail salon. The same one I have used for eight years. Certainly, the techs there will be receptive.
Okay, on my first day out, I batted zero. But, at least, I went out. And, as my sponsor told me, “You did great. Keep it up.”
Yes, I’m determined. By the way, I did mention the word quest, didn’t I? Meanwhile, besides for having my web site with the company, I also created a Facebook page, Fountain of Youth by Kim Terry. Come in out of the heat. Look around. Make yourself at home.
So, how can you look at least ten years younger? Click the link below and see this woman’s amazing results for yourself.